The Call....

I am sitting here waiting for what seems like the call of "DOOM"...but I am feeling somewhat optimistic about the results. I am not a patient person when it comes to surprises and information I really want...If I new a way to sneak into that lab and get my results...trust me I would. Since that clearly is not an option, all I can do is just sit here and wait for my results...hoping they will call and let me know I am a soon to be fat bellied girl walking around in pure joy...relishing in every pain and gripe I may feel...because I will be SO happy to feel them...don't let me down Dr. Assistant lady...if you do I might not have a very happy smile the next time we meet. And if you do not call today as PROMISED... You will be infuriating ME as well as my family...we might have to give you a little smack down....just thought you would want to be prepared.